The incident in the blue car
Named Earth
Hey comrade –aren’t you from Wuhan?!
No! I’m Moroccan!
Are you dark?!
I’m from Sudan!
help you
In your household
cleaning to house
and on building sites
And you are a comrade ?!
Accidentally from Wuhan?!
– I”m – Ohanetz?!
Why is it bad
Talking about people ?!
Muxosranetz-merikanets…?!
I’m Georgian! Undastand?!
– Sorry Genatsvale!
He didn’t recognize his own!
You’re very dark.
– So my mother gave birth to me, boy (bicho! )
Maybe you’re a friend –
from Wuhan?! – just that
You don’t know yet?!
But how will you know
– Do you understand?”
It will be too late!
All of us here
In this car
Eat this infection Chinese
That thing with the crown, Wuhan!
Oh, and Quick thing
This damn virus
Today without permission
It flew into our mouths
And tomorrow you can’t fart!
Nor oxygen in itself breathe…!
Your bronchi are like a colander
Just holes
Instead of a fine sieve!
And the lungs are our main gate!
In our native belly!
Yesterday these lungs were
like a sail in the wind
Today as a rag empty without air…
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And horror and horror…
All around is hopeless darkness
I’m going out, I’m going out
In the firmament of earth
Like a shooting
The blue star!
Someone, people!
Let me breathe…
One last…
Doctor, doctor save me
What You should do
I lack
Only one…
A SIP of oxygen
I’m suffocating like a fish on dry land!
Mouth air catch and catch
Mummy, mummy
Give birth for Christ’s sake, back!
I don’t want to be here
it’s painful and scary here…!
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Citizens passengers
Spaceship Earth-Moon- commodity station
And further on demand
You will be notified
There will be no landing
Оn Mars today
Rampant there on Mars
COVID-18
The younger brother of our COVID-19
In their Royal family!
Not a kid-but a flying devil!
That bastard
Flying on Mars
Like a Hummingbird!
I opened my mouth a little and gaped.
He immediately flies
In and you’re a Martian dead man
Attention attention
Citizens of the Tau Chinese, and tourists
Return to the ship immediately
And take your old seats in the cabin
Tau- Kita spaceport does not give
Permission to land
They will have
It’s been a month
Like a pandemic
Ringworm!
“Lishay-19”
From the same picture
Of the Royal family.
The bastard mutated alone…
Yes, so hard…
One day
And you’re covered in ringworm
What’s above, what’s below, what’s behind
And across the navel
And lower…! Horror!
Men and women on Tau kita
Very imagine –hairy!
Attention attention
All venereal passengers!
He’ll be talking to You now
Commander of the spaceship.
Attention! Ladies and gentlemen. Look to your left! Fly around the planet Venus! Landing Is Dangerous! Мen’s eggs fly off there. Horror …!
I regret to inform You
Dear Venusians and tourists!
There will be no landing on Venus! Dangerous!
On Venus for a month
Аlready walking Clap-19.
Affects only men
Childbearing age.
The etymology is simple.
And the right egg of the Lord
And the right egg of the Lord
Also already under question…
Accidentally looked at the lady’s ass
And the end …!
oday Petya and Vasya
They are going to Abu Dhabi to work!
There is an urgent need in the harems the eunuchs
With knowledge of Russian …without a dictionary.
It is desirable to know also Windows-10th!
Of course, sorry for the men!
But boy, sorry
Neuter Bob
It’s your own fault!
Why are you on the ass of citizen Petrova
He stared…
As much as 10 minutes!
Besides the poor man was sweating all over
From the desire to touch it urgently…
Of course it’s harsh!
Who’s arguing?
On our earth
For this act, they give only
3 to 5 years in prison…
But with the confiscation of property
In favor of the injured ladies!
And you see there on Venus
What have you come up with
Their venereal feminists!
I forgot, Venusians are men
Be on your guard!
The symptoms are simple
Before that
a criminal act
Men’s balls ache
As if in anticipation
Coming separation
With the owner …who else?!
Drop everything and run to the surgeon
Maybe he’ll still have time to sew it on…
Venusian women can go ashore
Hello to your feminist
But I would stay if I were you
The Venus times reports
Number of castrates on Venus
Already more than 15%!
Good luck to all Venusians and Venusians!
Commander of the spaceship
Petro Sahaidachny
First class pilot
(not married yet…)
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to be continued